Those lucky girls with oh-so-fabulous forms usually get some distressing bonuses too. You probably won’t see this paragraph because of your “big assets,” but that’s ok.
We will go directly to…the bonuses.

16. Buying clothes is a tricky quest.

15. Online shopping is an unreachable goal.

14. Naked Games from lingerie producers.

13. New “good bra” criteria.

12. There are only 2 types of straps.

11. Sometimes your breasts have a life of their own.

10. Busty girl training problems.

9. And jogging problems.

8. Lying on your stomach means not only on your stomach.

7. This is a dream mattress.

6. Swimsuits are a whole different story.

5. Many problems are less obvious to others.

4. Gravity always wins.

3. Your body looks wider than it really is.

2. The double standards are disappointing.

1. You automatically look sexual in everything you wear.