1. “Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!”

2. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”

3. “It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”

4.”Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!”

5.”Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.”

6.”If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”

7.”I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?”

8.”My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?”

9.”Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.”

10.”Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.”

11.”OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?”

12.”Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle.”

13.”Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.”

14.”I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?”

15.”Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”