Gather round, everyone: Kim Kardashian is back to posting pictures of her mildly terrifying house on Instagram.

It’s worth noting these pics come from an officially divorced Kim K. And if you’re like me, then you’ve noticed a number of subtle changes in her home post-split (and are also very well-adjusted and good-looking).

Then we get Kim’s sitting room. I must say, whatever filter she’s got on gives it a painting-like quality. I think I should try it on the pile of LaCroix boxes next to my fridge that I haven’t gotten to throwing out yet.

Next, we go to the bathroom. We get a shot of Kim’s SKKN collection, lest we miss an opportunity for some product placement. Kim’s own bathroom is probably the best these orbs will ever look!

Here’s that same bathroom back in 2019, for comparison. Now is as good a time as any to say that I imagine being in that bath to feel not unlike being in a tomb.
In Kim’s present-day version, the armchairs have been replaced with these marble stools. Presumably, Kim dictates meetings from the bath to her underlings à la Churchill.

Courtesy of Kim’s story, we also get to see the haunting Christmas version of this bathroom scene. Mmm, festive!

Why does it feel as if you’d blink and the Christmas trees would silently creep toward you?

Then we reach the pièce de résistance of this tour: Kim’s bedroom. My god.

Here’s what Kim’s room looked like in 2019, for comparison: